He slices! He dices! He kicks butt with a freaky, toothless smile!

This shrine's the first and only on DA dedicated to Goemon-Impact, the disco-loving robot with a heart of gold. The gentle giant is loyal to Goemon and his buddies, and helps them regardless of the danger without asking anything in return. It's about time that he is recognized for his good deeds, and his contribution towards keeping the world safe since the SNES days. Although he did sort of kick down the Wiseman's house in GG4... <_< ... >_> but he was all excited, and his leg's a little on the spazzy side.






(Thank you to Seppukumaru for this gold!)

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ADMIN: All on my lonesome! *sniff*

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UPDATES (by month):

+ Seppukumaru joined April 20th, 2009.


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WANNA BE A MEMBER?

You've gotta like, love, or admire Goemon Impact, or at the very least, the Mystical Ninja/Ganbare Goemon series. This club does not focus on the "New Generation" stuff, though, sorry. Lovers of Miss Impact are welcome too.

JOINING: To become a member, you must do the following;

1) Send a PM to the club with the title "JOIN". Posting a comment at the bottom of the page won't work if the page becomes littered with comments.

2) DevWatch the club - congrats!

3) Add the club icon somewhere in your signature or in your journal, to spread the joy. Type ---> : iconGorgeous-Impact-Club : without the spaces, to get .

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IF YOU WANT TO SUBMIT ARTWORK/FANFICTION:

PM the link of your deviation to the club, and it will be uploaded as soon as possible. Make sure your PM subject title mentions "ART" or "Submission". Note that your art doesn't only have to be about Impact - anything Mystical Ninja goes. .

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CLUB RULES:

Simple here. No spamming, abuse, flaming, or stealing of artwork/fanfiction submitted. I take these offenses very seriously. It's a matter of being respectful.

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CLUB FEATURE:

<<TALK TO IMPACT!>>

Juggling his time between dating Miss Impact, acting in several obscure movies, selflessly saving Japan from constant threats and boogying at the nearest disco, Impact has shown considerable enthusiasm when approached with the idea of getting into contact with his fans around the globe. After much confusion on his part, I managed to convey to him that the best way for him to speak with his supporters would be through question-and-answer sessions.

With the creation of this obscure little club, I decided that all of you out there could pose a question to him in a PM to the club. Only members of the club can send PMs. Once your PM is received, I will then announce it to him, after which I will record his response straight from his mouth, and type it for him in a response to you. Please note that his hands are massive and fingerless (unless he boogies, at which point he seems to have an index finger,) so he would be unable to use my computer himself without crushing it. In order to improve and learn English, Impact has insisted that the questions you ask him are in English so that he may pick up on a few things. He will try his best to reply as well in English.

With that said, here are the RULES. Please read:

1) If you want to ask Impact a question, the SUBJECT of your Private Message MUST BE as "Hello, Impact" OR "Dear Impact". If it is anything else, it will not be considered.

2) I reserve the right not to accept really inappropriate questions. Swearing is also not allowed. I will spare Impact's innocence! However, valid questions can be anywhere from, "What is your favourite food?" to "How long is your chain pipe?" Just be creative and playful - remember that he's not a native speaker of English, so there's a chance he won't understand if what you're asking is too complex. Write only in English, too, he.

3) Only ONE question PER MEMBER, PER DAY. Impact has a hectic schedule.

4) ONLY CLUB MEMBERS CAN ASK QUESTIONS.

5) Sometimes, a question and answer session might be reposted in a Journal for everyone to read and laugh at. Whenever that occurs, you will receive a PM from the club asking you if you would like your username to be presented or not.

6) Possibly the MOST IMPORTANT... Note that Impact's broken English is not intended to mock anyone or anything - it's harmless and merely just for fun, to give you a little laugh. Nothing to take seriously, just like the Mystical Ninja/Ganbare Goemon series.

Have fun!!

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PROUD SUPPORTERS OF IMPACT!

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